EPISODE 3: "I CAN'T CALL IT"

So we at headquarters have been talking about this for a while now and we felt we would bring to the forefront. Whats with these Villians with these TIGHT ASS CLOTHS. I get the whole fitted cloths thing...ok so you want to be clean cut and everything and thats great. But I think their is a fine line between fitted and TIGHT. I mean where I'm from on Krypton(Marcy)...We don't play that shit. Excuse my language when I say this but its true. My father brought me up to be a warrior, a real man, a real black man, a masculine man...A MAN. Not a girl. Clark Kent does not shop in the womens department at H&M's for jeans. Clark Kent won't wear and can't fit womend cloths. Clark Kent doesn't wear that tight shit. My question is why do you? Do you think its cool? Do you think its fashionable? Do you think your popping? A lot is to be said about you sexuality with those tight ass pants and a tight ass v-neck on with boat shoes my dude. Are you a female? Listen if you take longer to get dressed than your chick, If your overly feminine, if your cloths are mad tight, if your less than a man, if you wear tight ass cloths, and if you don't dance with women at parties and you'd rather stand there and look cool with your tight ass cloths....then your a fucking homosexual and you need to come to terms with that shit. These on the low ass niggas(Excuse my language) is the reason why 66percent of our extremely sexxy, beautiful, lovely black women are dieing from sexual transmitted diseases man!!! They wear their tight ass cloths with there bf and do what ever they do and pass that to their female mate and then that female dips off because she's like "my man is mega gay" and passes that off to the straight dude who passes that off to his wife...and the cycle continues. NO TIGHT CLOTHS unless you are a bad ass female. Yes tight cloths should be gender specific to ladies only. We need more real men meng. I want my son to grow up around real men, real warriors, real heroes...Not no f'in fairies in tight ass pants talking bout they tough. I can't do it.

Just my thoughts!!!! You do the dishes!!!!

YATTA MAYJOUR...THAT MEANS "I DO THAT MAJOR"