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YATTA MAYJOUR...THAT MEANS "I DO THAT MAJOR"

EPISODE 6: "HEROINES AND HEROIN"

So, I "The Watcher" and "Clark Kent", were having a really in depth conversation about women the other day; I felt I should share. It would seem that their is a inflation in Heroin rather than Heroines in todays female society. Let me explain. A lot of our Female Superheroes are turning to the dark side and becoming evil instead of good. Now I have to say, in my mothers day as she tells me, women carried a full load and never complained. They took care of house and home with no problem, with no conflict, with no hesitation. She worked full time making "quap", took care of me and her husband gladly. See, thats the key word right there...GLADLY! She never needed a certificate for her to keep growing with her family or her man for that matter. She liked it...She loved it. These women these days hate it. They complain and blah blah blah...!!! Not all of them but most of them. I'm weary of the slack and not impressed with the results. I mean come on, why or you so out of shape, or so mean, or snotty, or up tight, or any of the other things that make me go crazy. Do really command that much respect. What are you offering me. It seems us heroes are rising to a dead cloud and their is no rainbow at the end ya know. The Hommie Forge from The Minority Report tells us that we just have to check through the bad shirts and find the right one that fits. We need less Heroin and more Heroines ya know....!!!

Yatta Majour.....That Means "I DO THAT MAJOR"

EPISODE 5: "CROOKLYN CHRONICLES & 718 BODEGA"

So a little back track for you guys out in the Comic Book World. Last week we made a stop at the Not Just Vintage Headquarters to pay our respects, party, and network with our lovely heroines at Crooklyn Chronicles and 718 Bodega. First off, I have to say that these women are freaking beautiful. I "The Watcher", was def. watching and just taking in all of the beautiful successful women that I was surrounded by. It was a great site to see so many Female Black Superheros. Storm(Crooklyn Chronicles), and Phoenix(718 Bodega) were our heroines for the night, launching their blogs and making a much needed social atmosphere. Also we met the owners of Not Just Vintage and they were both mad cool to be around. I wish they had mens clothing because these ladies had style. We bumped into alot of other League Frequents as well, like Silver Surfer(Mickey Factz) , The X-FACTOR(Brooklyn Circus), Forge(The Minority Report), and Jean Gray(Melissa from Yume) just to name a few. Also shouts out to my home gurl Rain. She was def. in the building taking mad flicks of everything. Clark Kent did tape the event and is still editing. So until then enjoy this pics!!! And check out the blogs....718BODEGA.BLOGSPOT.COM AND CROOKLYNCHRONICLES.BLOGSPOT.COM.














YATTA MAYJOUR....THAT MEANS "I DO THAT MAJOR"

EPISODE 4: "THE BEGINING"

ITS HERE PEOPLE!!! THE VOLUME i TOUR IS FINALLY HERE!!!
YUME, THE BROOKLYN HIP HOP FESTIVAL (BROOKLYN BODEGA), AND GOOD DAY GOOD NIGHT JOIN FORCES TO SAVE HIP HOP

Print x Good Day Good Night Launch THE VOLUME I TOUR

New York, NY -- June 13, 2008 -- Before you invest time and money defending or proceeding with free downloading. There is one band that encourages giving away good music for free. What good up and coming artist wouldn’t? Good Day Good Night’s sophomore mix tape COMIC BOOKS has already accrued over 10,000 downloads and continues to gain numbers daily. This led this talented band, headed by Brooklyn’s own PRINT, to embark on a New York City Tour to spread the word to a larger audience. THE VOLUME I TOUR kicks off June 26^th, in Brooklyn at Sputnik, a local bar and performance venue that boasts a roster of performances from the likes of Big Daddy Kane, Common, Talib Kweli, DJ Premier, M1, Mos Def, Fresh Daily, Mickey Factz and many more. YUME Music (www.yumebkny.blogspot.com), a division of the new Crown Heights based boutique and gallery, will be joining forces with The Brooklyn Bodega and THE VOL. I TOUR, to help Print and Good Day Good Night in the fight to save Hip Hop.

You can catch PRINT X GOOD DAY GOODNIGHT on the following dates:

June 26^th, 2008 @ Sputnik, 262 Taaffe Place (btwn Dekalb x Willoughby) – 10pm Showtime

June 28^th, 2008 @ THE YUME LOFT, 925 Bergen St (btwn Franklin x Classon) –11pm Showtime

June 29^th, 2008 @ Secret Location in Brooklyn for info please e-mail yumemusic1@gmail.com

July 2^nd, 2008 @ Nightingales Lounge, 13^th Street and Second Ave. – 10pm Showtime
July 3rd 2008 @ Frank White 9pm

July 5^th, 2008 @ Smash Studios (Private performance, please rsvp @ yumemusic1@gmail.com)

July 6^th, 2008 @ THE YUME LOFT, 925 Bergen St, (btwn Franklin x Classon)-11pm Showtime

THE VOL. I TOUR will also serve as a platform to raise awareness and funds for THE BROOKLYN HIP HOP FESTIVAL, Brooklyn’s largest festival dedicated totally to Hip Hop. If you would like to interview the band or cover the show dates above, please e-mail us at yumemusic1@gmail.com. Please visit the bands myspace page for more dates and info www.myspace,com/print2008.

For information: www.myspace.com/print2008 or www.yumemusic.blogspot.com
Contact: yumemusic1@gmail.com
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YATTA MAYJOUR....THAT MEANS "I DO THAT MAJOR"

EPISODE 3: "I CAN'T CALL IT"

So we at headquarters have been talking about this for a while now and we felt we would bring to the forefront. Whats with these Villians with these TIGHT ASS CLOTHS. I get the whole fitted cloths thing...ok so you want to be clean cut and everything and thats great. But I think their is a fine line between fitted and TIGHT. I mean where I'm from on Krypton(Marcy)...We don't play that shit. Excuse my language when I say this but its true. My father brought me up to be a warrior, a real man, a real black man, a masculine man...A MAN. Not a girl. Clark Kent does not shop in the womens department at H&M's for jeans. Clark Kent won't wear and can't fit womend cloths. Clark Kent doesn't wear that tight shit. My question is why do you? Do you think its cool? Do you think its fashionable? Do you think your popping? A lot is to be said about you sexuality with those tight ass pants and a tight ass v-neck on with boat shoes my dude. Are you a female? Listen if you take longer to get dressed than your chick, If your overly feminine, if your cloths are mad tight, if your less than a man, if you wear tight ass cloths, and if you don't dance with women at parties and you'd rather stand there and look cool with your tight ass cloths....then your a fucking homosexual and you need to come to terms with that shit. These on the low ass niggas(Excuse my language) is the reason why 66percent of our extremely sexxy, beautiful, lovely black women are dieing from sexual transmitted diseases man!!! They wear their tight ass cloths with there bf and do what ever they do and pass that to their female mate and then that female dips off because she's like "my man is mega gay" and passes that off to the straight dude who passes that off to his wife...and the cycle continues. NO TIGHT CLOTHS unless you are a bad ass female. Yes tight cloths should be gender specific to ladies only. We need more real men meng. I want my son to grow up around real men, real warriors, real heroes...Not no f'in fairies in tight ass pants talking bout they tough. I can't do it.

Just my thoughts!!!! You do the dishes!!!!

YATTA MAYJOUR...THAT MEANS "I DO THAT MAJOR"

EPISODE 2: "THE ROOF IS ON FIRE"

This was the event of the century!!! Every hero from Superman to The Incredible Hulk were in the building. Let me set the scene up for you properly. It would seem that we got a message from Cerebro June 13th that our Neighborhood Heroes The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Ryan (Leo), Chad(Don), Joe(Mickey), Ronnie(Ralph)), were having a roof top party. Prof. Xavier told us to be ready to shut the party down. Superman headed over to the roof top a little early to set up, because he was the delegated DJ for the night. He's DJ'd all over Brooklyn and The Turtles felt that he was the best candidate for the job. Fast Forward to the 12 midnight...THE PARTY WAS OFF THE HOOK. Dj Print and Prof. X were spinning classic track after classic track and the crowd was in pure chaos. The women more so than the men. They were dropping down and popping and locking and dipping and stripping...whoa...maybe not stripping but you get the point. When Dj Print threw that Lil Wayne Lolipop on, the females went crazy...It was like sex on the dance floor very nice. It would seem that the whole league of Superheroes were in the building getting it in. Then when all seemed to be going well, Dj Print was about to get his reggae set in, THE MUTANT RESISTANCE came and shut the party down. All you heard downstairs was rants of "No More Mutants", and we had to shut down the party premature. But this didn't stop the patrons from leaking into the streets and chilling outside like freaknik in the "A". So you know what the ladies were wearing. "Nothing"!!!! So Prof. X decided to continue the party back at the X Mansion. We all thought being it was so late no one would show up. Quite the contrary. Their was a mobb of like 60 people waiting to get inside. So we gave the people what they wanted. Until Prof X found one of his antiques in pieces and he kicked everyone the hell out!!! You can't go around breaking peoples shit meng!!! But shouts to the whole fam from 902 Bedford, The Turtles def. shut the place down for the summer.

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YATTA MAYJOUR.....THAT MEANS "I DO THAT MAJOR"

COMMERCIAL BREAK UPDATE

Picture this....Free Drinks, Cool People, Great Networking, The Watcher and Clark Kent interviewing people in the name of YATTA MAYJOUR. Well if thats where you want to be then you should come out to the Premium Laces and Empire Nation Party tonight.


Tues. June 17th
Premium Laces has join forces w/ Empire Nation
and they want you to come help celebrate the joyous occasion!
Premium Laces - 68 Spring St.
6pm-9pm
Open Bar



It also seems that one of the members of the League of Super Heroes will be performing at S.O.B'S tonight for a exclusive event. Yes people...The Hommie Silver Surfer better know as Mickey Factz will be shutting down the stage tonight at S.O.B'S. If you have anything tonight, scratch em and come check this out. No one else will be preforming(no pun intended...lol)!!












Also to we have some new heroines that will be launching their new blog on Wednesday. We got word from Forge(Al, from The Minority Report), that these ladies from 718Bodega and Crooklyn Chronicles will be having a launch party for their really dope blog. When you get a chance you should check them out. Yatta Majour gives them the cosign!

The official launch/networking party for
718Bodega & Crooklyn Chronicles
Not Just Vintage -1256 Bedford Ave. near Fulton & Halsey St.
6pm-9pm rsvp 718bodega@gmail.com to attend















The Wax Poetics will be having a dope event as well!!!
Thurs. June 19th
Wax Poetics, the Budos Band & DJ Amir
the Red Bull Space -40 Thompson St. SoHo
9pm-12am rsvp (only you +1) budos@waxpoetics
Open Heineken & Vodka bar all night






Plus....
Peter Hadar aka Bishop will be releasing to the universe
"Well Dressed For the Art Show" -Album Release party
Prime -511 W. 28th St.
6pm-12am
Music by Snatch1!


Writers Block celebrates there anniversary
Bowery Poetry Club - 308 Bowery near Bleeker St.
10:30pm-until $10 admission
Music by DJ Melo-X









Fri. June 20th
Jeremy Asgari's Birthday Bash!
the Rooftop -760 8th ave. near 46th St.
10pm-4am send names to: rsvp@socialightent.com
Stretch Armstrong, Nina Sky, Roxy Cottontail
show w/ the Retro Kidz














Then our friends from X-FACTOR are going to have a dope party and everyone should be headed to Brooklyn!
White Shirt Blue Jeans Reunion (JP vs. BK) Djumbalah -1370 Ralph Ave. near Foster & Clarendon
10pm-4am adv. tix $20 (themreport@gmail/347-260-3261)
feat. Japan's own Mighty Crown & DJ Kohey
vs. Brooklyn own Sound Proof, DJ Magic & DJ Boof
Sponored by Coup D'etat BK, New York Kings, the Bkc, Private Stock, Village Slum, Rich Yung, Miss Sanchez, Nooka Watch, & the Minority Report









Sat. June 21st
Join us for some Backyard Couture
Fashion Show and Sidewalk concert
Harriet's Alter Ego -293 Flatbush Ave. near St. Mark's Pl.
5pm-11pm shopping/music/BBQ/drinks/show 6:30pm
feat. Sarah White, HeaVy, 77Klash, Sweetie
Free!












Then later on that night EVERYONE and they momma is going to Keistar Production's Flavors 90's Party
Element - 225 E. Houston St. near Essex @ Ave. A
11pm-4am $10 B4 12am $15 after 21 & over
Music by DJ Spinna w/ special guest DJ Scratch of EPMD
E'nuff said!












Also another Member of the League of Heroes, Gambit will be rocking the stage with his Ace of Spades at the Tour Magazine Gallery Bar party/performance JUNE 18, 2008. Check him out as he sets the stage on fire!!! Remember Dat!!!











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EPISODE 1....."LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY MEN AND WOMAN AT FRANK WHITES

Boom!!! Bamm!! Pow!!!, as the music at Frank White's is bleeding through the speaker set in the back lounge area.I had everything i needed, beautiful heroines (peep the candy girls) wine, and surrounded by my other comrades Clark Kent(PRINT) Professor X(MIKE From YUME), Jonathan Silvercloud aka Forge(Al from The Minority Report), Bruce Banner(Fresh Daily), and of course myself Uatu (You-a-tu) also know as The Watcher(Jason from Yatta Mayjour). As I observed the action taking place I realized the event was in dire need of one key element. So we contacted Optimus Prime(Sleep Walkers), who provided us with some much needed "Energon Cubes".
I "The Watcher", personally loved the Class Reunion at Frank Whites, which is the brainchild of Professor X and Forge. This league convenes on the first Thursday of every month, and is the only event of its kind in Brooklyn. Its filled with great people to converse with about the many topics of today. Conversations from politics to sex engulfed the soulful rooms of Frank White. So after the download of "Energon Cubes", I was then pulled into an epic battle between two lovely young ladies who wanted me to taste there candy, and needed "my" impeccable taste to pick a Victor (think nicely kids). Hank Mccoy, better know as The Beast was also in the building after just completing his music video. Seeming to be in a very high spirited mood we conversed about an old adventure he and Clark had back in Alabama where he almost broke his neck on some ice. It was also very amusing watching as he tried to keep a tab of his bar chips from Professor X. As The night progressed it was as if there were just woman everywhere. I'm talking 3 to 1 ratio's. It was as if we were back in Bergtraum lol. There was just one particular lady in a purple dress, she had a glow. She had the glow. Not like she could glow in the dark, but an aura sort of like Vanity in the Last Dragon with Bruce Leeroy.
Our lovely comrades from Harriet's Alter Ego were also in the building. They added a unique twist to the reunion by awarding special attendees gift bags and concert tickets. Superman was actually given the class clown award, which was funny because he didn't know any one of them and really said nothing funny to our belief. But I guess you can't deny that Superman swag of his.
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