EPISODE 12: "A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A PORNO STAR"

We at headquarters met up with our new found home gurl this precious weekend for some much needed chill time. You may recognize her from your late night, early morning, mid afternoon orgasmic breaks. You know what I'm talking about. When your girl said "I'm on the rag" or she not giving up the buns, or your man is out of town, or you found him cheating on you, or you just need some "YOU" time. So what do you do. You have two choices...well I had three!!!Laughing Out Loud. Your choices are to go to your local African Vending Stand and ask for the DVD's under the red cover in the back...or You can turn on you computer, connect your WIFI and get it in. My third choice was to have my favorite Porn Star be as tangible as the real thing...So what did we do? We got the real thing. Yes people we were kicking it all weekend with the hommie Mone Divine(Electra) on those real summer hot days. We kicked it off early as she had a photo shoot over at Yume. Then we took it to the streets of the Afro Punk Festival...and boy were heads turning. Dudes, females, and other types of genders were breaking their necks trying to get a glance or a hug or a quick minute with the famous Mone Divine. But what I have to tell you is that she is probably one of the coolest females we know. Ya'll chicks could def. learn alot. Not only does she have no predisposed inclinations to limits. But she also has knows a lot about the female race and how to make men happy mentally and sexually. She's def. a dope female to know....Shit and she nasty as hell!!!! You gotta love it. But while all the dudes and females broke their backs to get a quick picture with the Star, me and Uatu, pretty much just kicked it and soaked the shine of being in the presence of a legend. Shouts to the big hommie Live Wire(Batman) for making history with the hommies. Also at the festival Janelle Monae destroyed the stage. But thats another story. Anywho....check the pics and some extra fun if you nasty and you wanna know who this female is!!!

















YATTA MAYJOUR...THAT MEANS "I DO THAT MAJOR"

EPISODE 11: "THE SHOW MUST GO ON"

The Volume i Tour seems to be creating quite a buzz in New York these days. Everyone and their mother is trying to figure out its angle and understand what exactly it is. But like my man from The Matrix told us, "I can't tell you what it is...you have to experience it for yourself"! And thats the triple truth Ruth!!! So the next stop on the tour was to The Class Reunion Social once again at Frank White. It started out as a long and exhausting day before hand because I, BEN 10 had a lot of running around to do. After coming from class, I had to go to YUME pick up the DJ Equipment and run it over to Frank's. Then I had to prepare My nephew Jordan(Legion) and his G-MA for a trip OT for the 4th. So on this hot July 3rd afternoon I was swamped. By the time I got to Frank White later that evening all I had on was a "Wife Beater". But my "OMNITRIX" was full powered and I was ready for action. So I changed into a 4 armed Hulk and loaded all the epuipment and set everything up, so when my band arrived everything would be cool. So as the place is packing in I see a lot of familiar Heroes and Heroines like Kai, Al, F-Mos, Melissa, Muriel, Mike, Femi, the whole crew, and many more. You should be familiar with their alias' by now so I won't keep posting them. So as I am awaiting to deliver a great performance here out of no where...THE HOMMIE MOS DEF WALKS IN THE BUILDING!!! Me and Uatu was like no way. Thats Hov status right their. So I AM NOT A POSER. I am not one of those dudes that stand on the side line fronting like they the shit. Humility is the best beverage. So I's walks to the hommie and say what up and we chop it up for a while. Then my band came in, we unloaded, set up, told the crowd to shut up and we rocked that shit crazy. It was a dope performance and I was only getting started. But the noise level kind of made things hard to continue so I had to cut the show short. No love lost because as I am about to become enraged because by now the spot is packed, drinks are everywhere...and a lot of heroines were getting nice and drunk!! HEH HEH HEH!!! Beautiful women by the way!!! By the time im about to go crazy a shooting star passes by and I get my Moon Walker on and wish to be saved. Then the hommie Live Wire(Batman) roles in and he has something very special on his arm. Live Wire roles in with the very sexxy Porn Star Mone Devine(Electra). Look her up...she's def, the truth! NEED I SAY MORE!!! "IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODY" Flawless Victory!! Check the pics.


















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YATTA MAYJOUR...THAT MEANS "I DO THAT MAJOR"

EPISODE 10: "BBQ MEANS FREE"

So we at headquarters were told of a dope BBQ that was going down at the lovely Frank White cafe in Brooklyn. I forget what day but it was sometime last week on one of those stormy hot afternoons. The BBQ atmosphere was cool. Saw a lot of heroes and heroines that weren't seen in a long time. But to make a long story short...I THOUGHT THE MEANING OF BBQ EQUATES TO FREE!!! I mean, I don't know...maybe where I am from they do things differently. And I understand that supporting the cause is all great and blah blah blah. But when you tell a bunch of black people in prime time summertime weather that their is a BBQ...they have the inclination that the food is there for the taking. I didn't know that to eat a plate of food was going to be 9 bucks for a lil ass plate...and the beers and of course water was free until..."I THE WATCHER" decided to go get one and then a beer went from free to 7 dollars. Thats insane!!! So me and Mr. 10 went and bought a 6 pack and some pizza and brought it back to the gathering. REAL BLACK right!!! But all in all it was a great event. All the Superheroes were in the building. Check out some flicks of who shared our love for free BBQ. NEVER DO THAT AGAIN. FREE IS FREE!!! Laughing Out Loud!!!

EPISODE 9: " THE RETORT"

So I "The Watcher", was surfing the web and had to pass by my heroines at 718Bodega and I saw a interesting post about men and women dating. If i am getting the basic premise of her argument Kai(Rogue) is telling the world that their is a misconception between men and women in the dating world. "if a female dates a number of guys she is considered promiscuous. However if a dude explores his options, trying to get a taste of what's out there than he's a player. This society has shaped us to think that women must remain innocent and pure, therefore putting us into a role of only being with one man." I would have to retort in what she's saying in that, its not a question of purity that needs to remain in women, rather a change in your process in how you go about dating more than one guy. See when men "openly" date more than one female 9 times out of ten all parties are informed. To much juggling makes men irritated (forgetting about you on the low ass niggas and the wack dudes). Most of the time she knows that Guy A is dating 1, 2, 3, girls. See what I've come to find out is that many females aren't up front about their dating. They will have a primary and then like 6 other dudes to back them up when all fails. But the problem is all of this guys think they are the main guy and treat them like so. See in my travels to different dimensions I've found that women are very emotional creatures and can't fully commit themselves to open dating, friendship without getting emotions involved. And if their emotions are not involved then they are very cold cold females who at heart are very lonely. See when heroes date openly they do just that and don't get hung on women to fast. That keeps everything calm and collect. See dudes most likely date more than one girl for sexual purposes only. Women use dating as a template to formulate a plan on who is the perfect guy for them and to create a wider social circle. It takes so much emotion to do this. On the other hand, because women have this emotional attribute at a higher skill level than men, most women are catching hard body feeling and having mega sex with these dudes!!! ALL OF THESE DUDES!!! Lets not forget that some of these men are homosexuals, married, in a relationship or something else. And we wonder why 66% of black women have some form of STD. I guess my advice would be if women were more open about who and how they are dating, men can structure how they decide to deal with you a little better. See in reality you all really want to keep that ideology, that facade of pureness and virgin eyes, because at the end of the day most women want to get married and have kids. And depending on how dedicated her life was to dating and sexing multiple guys will have an effect on how a man will view her.

JUST A RETORT:

Yatta Mayjour...that means "I DO THAT MAJOR"

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Ummm, yummy right? My mouth is watering just looking at this flier!
I'm just thinking about how delicious that food is gonna be...no, seriously. Oh yeah, the girls look hot too, no question. And if the turn out is any thing like Sunday past, then I suggest you arrive the night before (lol). For this "Class Reunion" were switching things up and making at a "Family Reunion" this time around. Besides, Butch Diva hosting, Renee (of Sweetie), 718 Bodega, Yume, Nicole James, Casey (of heaVy), Keith (from MJGS), and the Stylistics Agency have all pitched in to bring out the masses! Also expect a live performance by Print w/ Good Day Good Night on that night too! And music of course by none other than Blackocaine of the Ahficianos. Here's all the rest you need to know.

"the FAMILY REUNION" -BBQ & Stylish Social
Frank White -936 Atlantic Ave.
10pm-3am
Food & Drinks served
Massages $5 (5 mins) $10 (10 mins)
RSVP: theMreport@gmail.com
10pm-Until Popo come
$5 dollar donation @ door





GENERATION D
Sunday July 6th, soo8
YUME
925 Bergen St. (Btwn Franklin & Classon) Loft 406
GENERATION D T-shirt Launch for FLY LADY DI
The Volume i Tour Presents Print & Good Day Good night
Special Guest performers: PROTON (ATL)
Password: GENERATION D
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THE AFRO-PUNK FESTIVAL kicks off this SATURDAY JULY 5TH, 2008! And who else would BROOKLYN have join the festival and help open it up than our favorite AT ALIEN Janele Monae. We'll aslo be hanging with the youth learning how to kick flip, coast, and all the other amazing tricks at THE AFRO - PUNK Skate Park. Boy we can't wait! We hope to see you there. Peep the flier and visit the site, http://www.afropunk.com/, for more info on this momentous week of events.

EPISODE 8: "FATHERS AND SONS"

So we caught up with Prof. X (Mike from Yume) and his son Legion(Jordan) for a day of fun in the son!!! Its always great to see fathers and their sons bonding. I don't think that their is enough fatherly love in these days. Its our responsibility as heroes to teach our babies the rights and wrongs throughout their life. Even past the 18 year point. A lot of the times that's when a son can really use a father because thats when all the problems start. Sure its ok to prep but when its time to play the game its always good to have a coach. So shouts out to all the fathers, Big brothers, and mentors of young men in America!!

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YATTA MAYJOUR...THAT MEANS "I DO THAT MAJOR"!!!